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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Bill Atkinson, architect of the Mac’s graphical soul, dies at 74 - Ars Technica

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Real-World GLP-1 Weight-Loss Results Differ From Trials - Medscape

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Apple will let third party music apps show animated artwork on the iPhone lock screen, not just Apple Music - 9to5Mac

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Will the Palestinians ever have their own state in Israel?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Just Forget it!

China tightens ‘whole-chain’ control on critical minerals amid US pressures - South China Morning Post

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

How come I can't stay sober?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts