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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38

Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Bill Atkinson, architect of the Mac’s graphical soul, dies at 74 - Ars Technica
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Real-World GLP-1 Weight-Loss Results Differ From Trials - Medscape
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Will the Palestinians ever have their own state in Israel?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts